![]() ![]() "Over there" and the metal gears shot at the bushs but they only hit ground and nothing. "Where did he go" a metal gear said to the other metal gears "They saw me" Jake Snake said so he put on camoflosh and disapeard. Other metal gears came when the boom happened and came to Jake Snake who was crawling fast in bushes. Jake Snake brought out his rocket gun and shot a rocket at a metal gear and the metal gear blew up and fell. Jake Snake crawled fast again to where metal gears were fihgting becaus he could hear the bullets and booms. "I dont like bad guys like that" Jake Snake said to the dead bad guy then he threw his cigar on him and he lighted on fire. Then Jake Snake said "I have lasers too" and brought it out of his pocket where it was hiding and shot the bad guy in teh face. "Becaus they hav metal gears and hav weapons that shoot lasers" the bad guy said back to Jake Snake. ![]() "Why are you working for bad guys" Jake Snake told the bad guy with the weapon Jake Snake stoped and smoked a cigar becaus he was tired then out of no where Otacon came on the phone and yelled "JAKE SNAKE BEHIND YOU!' so Jake Snake turned around and saw a bad guy with weapon pointed at Jake Snake. ![]() Jake Snake pickd up a rocket gun and crawled faster and quiet so metal gears couldnt see him there. Jake Snake got out of the water and crawled fast and quiet to where metal gears were. Jake Snakes parashoot didnt open so he landed in water and swimmed to fighting metal gears. Jake Snake got to the top of the sky near where metal gears were fighting and put on autopilots and flipped out of the plane. Jake Snake got his wepons and cigars becaus he didnt smoke cigarets and got on a plane and drove fast to Out Heaven to get where metal gears were fighting there. Jake Snake got a call from Otacon and Otacon said "Jake Snake metal gears are fighting in Out Heaven and you have to go there to fight them" so Jake Snake said "Otacon you were Solid Snakes friend and i want you to be my friend so i will fight metal gears too" so he left to Out Heaven to fight metal gears. "It will be you left to beat the bad guys in the world and do what needs to be done." Solid Snake said to Jake Snake then he died later. "Solid Snake what happens when you die" Jake Snake asked Solid Snake one time. Jake Snake growed up with Solid Snake and helped him beat metal gears but now Solid Snake was not there anymore and only Jake Snake was. Solid Snake was old and died before and his kid Jake Snake had to do things now for the world. I'd like to start things off with a classic So post really bad fan fiction right here. If attacked by a zombie, dive into their mouth and enjoy the ride.I don't know about the rest of you, but i'm a big fan of the so-bad-it's-good things I find on the internet. You just end up going for a slimy water slide ride and come out unscathed. Zombies don't have a working digestive system so whatever they eat just comes out the other end. They give off a decomposition gas that can be used to power small walking robots. If they don't poop, then what the hell? Answers will be graded. ![]() We know they eat, but do they also poop? like, does a zombie that still has it's digestive system eat brains, process the brains and then poop out the waste elements of this processing? If zombies do poop, how much of their GI tract do they need for what comes out to be considered poop. There was however one case where a guy was on the toilet with a chronic case of constipation and was consequently attacked and subsequently turned by a zombie and attacked the neighborhood with a menacing, dangling zombie doo-doo that terrorized and fascinated onlookers and caused many a shotgun-toting townsfolk to exclaim, before firing a shot- "is that a doo-doo sticking out of his butt?" but before they could utter the second "doo" in "doo-doo" the turd murderer would eviscerate them and move on to the next victim but that wasn't actually having a proper poo poo. Zombies shovel gore into their maws quickly to power their metabolism, normal living beings convert food into energy and the residual matter is excreted as poop but with a zombie it's all converted through the dark magics that empower them and animates them, along with the necromancer directing the silvery astral tendril from the negative material plane that makes them eat entrails and especially brains. ![]()
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